Brace yourselves: This is a REAL Show.

Y’ever find yourself MINDLESSLY leafing through the Netflix lists in random categories you pretty much NEVER leaf through, just out of boredom?

THEN: you find yourself watching a show you’d never heard of, or even thought existed?

Enter: Deep Fried Masters.

Carnival/Fair food concession vendors, squaring off in regional competitions using a Deep Fryer, their imagination and select ingredients in a Three-round Elimination-style Showdown show.

The winner of each ep gets the coveted “GOLDEN CORN DOG“.

I’m not lying. This is a real show. IF you have Netflix on WHATEVER you’re reading this on, Click here and it’ll take you STRAIGHT TO IT.

Real people, deep frying everything under the sun.  A guy on the ep I was on yesterday made something he called “Elvis on a Stick”, that had Peaches, Bacon, Peanut butter, Bananas, and bunch of other crap… AND, SPOILERS: HE ACTUALLY LOST, HARD.

I can’t seem to stop watching it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, JUST watching this has lead me to the necessity of a heart transplant.

:)